Lucy and Georgina Sage encounter a hungover looking guy smoking outside Mansfield College. Georgina introduces him to Lucy as Kevin's friend Henry. Lucy decides she likes the look of him but based on the coat he is wearing and the fact he is friends with Kevin, suspects that he is a generic Tory Public Schoolboy. Henry wishes they would go away.
Kevin Cho however had other ideas, and several days later found herself in Henry's room amongst a small group drinking Coca-Cola with Tim Hobson. The conversation is awkward and Lucy decides she much prefers the look of Henry. Henry thinks Lucy is haughty and wishes that she would go away.
Time has passed and Kevin has now got fully on board with allowing Lucy to pursue Henry instead of Tim. Henry is now feeling less unenthused about Lucy. Kevin has seized upon this and locked him into his room in order to write and OxLove poem. After a laborious editing process, involving the insertion of references to Lucy, it is finally completed.