SOMEBODY KILLED THIS KERMIT AND THEY ARE RIGHT HERE, I DIDN"T KILL HIM BECAUSE I WAS IN THE TRASH
I didn't do it because I was stuck in a glass case but Grouch helped me out.
BUT YOU WERE THE LAST ONE WITH HIM.
I didn't do it because I was in the kitchen eating cookies.
And I didn't do it because I was in the bathroom.
BUT WAIT, do you see those cookie crumbs? Weird because Cookie Monster is the only one eho eats cookies
Thank you for telling us but now we have to call the cops.
LOOK HE'S TRYING TO RUN AWAY CATCH HIM!!
Fine i'll tell you. *sigh* Well I was jealous, he always had the fame and glory and his own movie so i had a plan to kill him. I would get a party and invite Kermit and his friends and then I would kill him.
I got him, now explain why you did this and to just clarify your going to jail.