A Modest Proposal By: Sindhu Avadhanula Abby Diaz Rachel Wang
OH NO ALL THE INSECTS ATE MY CROPS!!
These pests bug me so much! Now I have to use my last bottle of pesticides to kill all of these insects.
A week later, the chemicals from the pesticides flow into the river
Oh dont worry son! I'm sure the green stuff will go away and there will be more fish in no time.
Dad! Where are all the fish? And why is the water green?
I, Michelle Obama, propose that we must include insects in our diet. Insects contain the carbs, proteins, and fats that are necessary for our body. They are also easy to obtain. A giant mosquito on the ground can turn into a quick snack on the go.
Kids, Eat up! I spent 20 hours collecting all of these insects outside for you.
Don't forget to eat the larvae. They are good for your bones.
Families began including insects in their meals
The school decided to change the snacks to insects. Try the honey covered bees. Yeah it stings and it hurts when the bees go down your throat but it still tastes good.
And schools also implemented Michelle's idea.
Why is there such a long line for the vending machine?
Maybe I should just collect all of the insects and sell them to make money instead... who needs crops anyway?
With no insect around to eat the crops, the farmer's crops were able to grow.