In an instant Captain Sustainable Zapped away the packaging, attempting to reduce the risk of a golden spike in the geological records, causin
Once upon a time there were 4 kids playing on the beach
All of a sudden, Dr. Debris, the Captains Arch Nemesis, swooshed in and along with him a massive pile of trash, 50 to 90 percent of which is recyclable
Then, as they looked up, they saw a huge pile of trash, consisting of over 3.7 million individual wrappers
What are we going to do?!!!
In a single blow Captain Sustainable simotaniosly takes out Dr. Debris and zapps the trash away.
Then, a man flew in to save the day
Never Fear, Captain Sustainable is here!!!
Remember kids, if we keep dumping our trash like Dr. Debris, were going to start a new Geologic Epoch, the Anthropocene, so be sure to recycle and reuse the things you buy, especially with the increasing amount of garbage produced from our growing populations!!!!