French Revolution Storyboard- Kailash Patel
Updated: 3/5/2020
French Revolution Storyboard- Kailash Patel

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  • TOO MANY TAXES! YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES, WHY DO WE HAVE TO?
  • THAT'S BECAUSE I AM GOD! SHUT UP AND PRAY, PEASANT! I OWN 10% OF ALL THE LAND!
  • I understand you've just come from Spain and wish to learn about our culture. Sister Carmen, there are 3 "estates" of French Society. The Clergy, the Nobles, and then everyone else at the bottom. There's also the king, of course, but everyone knows who has the REAL power. ME!
  • THE ASSEMBLY
  • Now, who would the clergy pledge loyalty to, the Roman Catholic Church, or our new government?
  • I DO WHAT I WANT!
  • HAHAHA! DIE, GUARD! PRISONERS, BE FREE! THE GOVERNMENT IS SURELY OURS NOW!
  • Oh, dear. It may be time to start supporting the peasants. I might be next to die after they slaughter the rich.
  • Well, Timothee, the Church believes that only those who worship God deserve rights, and the Christian god in particular. Which means that the Church should dictate who gets what right.
  • *Sobs* no...please...
  • Argh! GET OFF MY FOOT, PEASANT! NO RIGHTS OR SALVATION FOR YOU! Ew, what is that sme-A PIG! Disgusting! Nigel, where are you? Nigel, get the palanquin!
  • Cardinal de Richelieu, what do you think about the Rights of Man?
  • Well, frickin' Robespierre over here is taking all of the Church's lands and killing priests, but I ain't sayin' nothin'. J'aime ma tete ou c'est.
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