´Tis but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me she did affect me: and I have heard herself come thus near, that, should she fancy, it should be one of my complexion. Besides, she uses me more with a exalted respect than any one else who follows her. What should I think on´t?
I swear I'd like to beat the jerk so hard!
Just think, I could be Count Malvolio!
Shh! I hope he reads it out loud, to make it funnier!