dear journal my name is greg Hefley and I have to bothers Rodrick and manny my best friend is rowley and this is my story about middle school.
I heard if you touch this cheese you get bullied until you leave town.
THE CHEESE TOUCH CAUTON
DAD! DO WE LOOK LIKE LIKE THE TEENAGERS
Its ok Greg's dad.
Well yay but this might hurt a little when I throw the football so in a way iam helping you become less of a baby.
Ist it your turn to ride down the hill.
Can we sigh your cast.
sup Rowley for twin day do you want to have the same cast on and the same signature so you can just tell the girls to write on my arm
Wow do you even care about my arm or do you just care about being popular because right know all you did is stop me from playing games which is a good thing because I have new best friend that actually cares about me so good bye Greg! THIS THING YOU CALL FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!