The final events in The Landlady. The tension is real! The flavor is bitter almonds! The taxidermies are creepy! Read more to find out what happens next!
I don't feel too good. Can I go Upstairs?
Sure thing. Let me help you.
Because I poisoned you my dearest pet
Why can't I breathe?!
Now, where is my favorite kitchen knife? I want to carve myself a new companion!
She's going to filet me like a fish?
Mr. Weaver was done with his tea, and asked to go see his bed. Bitter almonds. The taste of cyanide in his mouth. That or she put some REALLY rotten almonds in his drink.
You sneaky boy, I will END YOU!
While helping him upstairs, his condition worsens by the second. While he is dying, the landlady is dumb enough to reveal her plot.
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Baffled, he gasps for air as the landlady retires to her other office to grab supplies with which to stuff Billy with. Little did he know, he was already doing something to save his own skin.
WHAT DID I JUST WALK IN ON!
He then sees the very instrument the landlady was looking for, and realized he hid it with his thought bubble! He then silently grabbed the knife, not able to create whole thoughts any more. How inconvenient.
Smiling, he pulls a Michael Myers and sends a knife right into her face! He feels faint and tastes copper. He sees spots, and promptly falls over and dies like a klutz, turning on the TV. What a waste of electricity.
They both lay down on the cold linoleum floors, the landlady with a knife she was all too familiar with embedded 4 inches into her cranium, and Bill Weaver laying with poison in his veins and a dead man's open eyed stare. His blue eyes now a more grey. Neither of them won the fight. It ended there. lol.