at least I know this candle wont go out in the rain. Those one in the two towers didn't, so why should mine?
Hi I'm Bilbo, before I was creepy. your in the Shire.
Um... Hi I'm Peter- er Percy Jackson. Where am I?
Wait...The SHIRE?!?! You mean that place with Hobbits and-
Right now, Percy is in a magical portal and gets a choice between that goat guy and blonde girl or living in the shire as a Guinee pig, but still being the same height as some children. He chose that goat and blonde girl.