Billy weaver was an aspiring young business man who travelled from london down to bath.
Only two other people have been here!
He was looking for a cheap hotel and got a recommendation for The Bell and Dragon, however his attention was literally captured by a sign saying bed and breakfast he was greeted at the door by a little old lady.
This tastes strangely of almonds
He was amazed at the price and was up to his room in no time he noticed that the lady seemed a little ‘off her rocker’ but didn't think twice about it.
uh oh...
He was asked to come down to the lobby to sign the guest book only to be surprised that only two others had signed it, she seemed to know them well.
Oh my, yes wonderful men like you they were. Young and handsome.
He had tea with her and she revealed that both the animals had been stuffed, he noticed the tea tasted strangely like almonds.
I enjoy stuffing things, in fact my pets are stuffed.
Then she admits that the two other people in the guestbook are still living there on the third floor.
CRASH
The other two men are still here on the third floor. Hee hee hee
