Aye boi, wanna hear ma story? I don't care, you're gonna hear it.
What is wrong with this crazy old man?!
You see, me and my crew were on a boat, when we were blown south. We ended up all the way in the Ice Wastelands!
Long story short, we saw a bird, that I ended up killing. The crew loved it, but I didn't care. It was a bad omen.
Ok, so after the bird was dead and gone, we made our way to open water. Dead, lifeless water. There was no tide or wind to carry us, so we were stuck.
Once we ran out of water, and were on the verge of death, in the distance, we saw a ship. Not just any ship, a ghost ship. And on the ship was death and a dead woman who had seemed to make a bet about our lives.
Another long story short, she killed my crew and left me to live forever. I could not die and I was completely alone. TO BE CONTINUED...