While your mom or his nurse work with super fast ninja moves to get that breathing tube switched out 1-2-3 FAST.
The angry burrito stops crying when you give him a bottle, pat his head and say...
Good job, Levi, god job, little burrito.
The angry burrito drinks too fast. The angry burrito barfs and the ties around his neck , the brand new ties get covered in barf so you have to help switch them out again and the whole scene starts over an endless loop because you have nothing better to do on a Saturday than make up stories about dragons to soothe the angry burrito.