A mock and simplified expression of the war of 1812.
So you don't wanna trade with us Europe, well then I guess you guys won't be able to trade with us.
Wait, that's not smart.
Okay, we don't care.
At the end of the war.
Now the English are asking for war and war they'll get. We want full independency, national recognition of them!
We need the U.S. to fight against France, they cannot remain neutral. We will also restrict their trade with France further! Steal their soldiers and ships by convincing them to join us if they do come near France or us!
Sounds like a plan!
We'll seize Canada and force the British to have some talk about what we want!
We the North east are not in support of this!
We were just about to repeal our restrictions, but if they want war, they can have it!