NOOOO my boyfriend broke up with meeee!!! Little did he know that I am pregnant.
HAHA I am a JELLYFISH and I reproduce asexually so I don't need a man.
Ew why would you want to reproduce asexually? When you reproduce sexually your kids look unique.
Yeah, well my kids look exactly exactly like me and I am amazing.
Heyy... speaking of kids, I can make many of them using only a little bit of energy. Meanwhile you are here using tons of energy to make a kid that will end up here.
Wowwwww you're going to pull the miscarriage card. That's a new low.
At least if the environment changes I will be able to adapt to survive, you will just die off because there is no genetic variation. Plus I will be able to breed out diseases while you are stuck with it.
You know what, I can reproduce ten times as fast as you. So if my children start dying off, I'LL MAKE MORE
You know what... this argument is giving bad vibes to my baby so Good Bye and have a good loveless life.
What are you doing here Donald T. This is my house. Oh also I AM PREGNANT.