Imma finna keep it real with you chief, none of us know where she is
Ayy, yo by the way, why is there an apple on the floor?
Yo, where the frick is Eris?
Yo bet, I be the fairest out of ya'll, gimme dat apple girl
OI NOW LISTEN HERE MATES, i sa we should have someone decide who gets dat juicy apple, and i say it should be no other than the mortal Paris
Yo, this apple says "To the fairest." The hell that mean?
Hell you mean girl, you best be backing off if yee think you gonna snatch my apple, naw uh.
Hey there Paris, if you say i get the apple, Boi i can grant you victory in war because of you only 5 victory royales
Yeah imma finna take the 3rd choice because my mom is making me leave her basement, so imma need that girl
Naw, ignore her mate, what you want is to be ruler of the world, and i can give it you
Ight, i see your lonely butt at home crying yourself to sleep, thus imma give you the hottest wo-
There is a decadent wedding feast where all the gods are invited. The 3 goddesses are there and they realize that the god of discord isn't there. Then they notice an apple on the floor.
AYY YO WTF? WHERE ARE YOU GOING WIFE MY WIFE
NAW,shut up here boi, imma need yo girl because my mom is gonna start charging more for my rent. No bye...
The goddesses are fighting over who is the fairest to get the golden apple, so then they have the messenger god decide on someone to decide who gets the magic apple.
OI LISTEN HERE YA MAGGOTS! Ya'll better be listening, the boi PARIS came over and stole my girl. I need to get her back. But i realize now that this can also be our chance to attack HIS empire, so ya'll already know what we bout to do.
Trojan horse :)
The goddesses offer different choices for him. One is to win war, another is too rule the world, and the final is the most beutiful woman alive for him.
What the hell is that?
I don't know, but that looks dank AF
Paris goes to where Helen lives and straight up snatches her and dips outta there with the prize claimed. All under Aphrodite's promise
The rightful husband of Helen is planning on getting her back, but before he relizes, this can be their chance to finally destroy Paris' empire. They decide to go in using a trojan horse.
Thus they wait in their trojan horse. Once they enter, hell brakes loose.