Hey, I forgot to get my burger, but I lost my receipt
But you just served me........
I need your receipt
FREEZE !!!!! GIVE ME YOUR WALLET
You are going to let these nice gentlemen stay with you.
One day, Albert was on his way home from work, so he stopped at McDonalds to get a milkshake and a burger. He got his milkshake but forgot to get his burger, so he went inside to get his food, but he lost his receipt .
I WANT A LAWYER!
Albert tried to explain to the cashier that he ordered a burger and didn't get it but she would not listen. Officer Ronald overheard the conversation and took Albert's wallet to look for the receipt!
Officer Ronald could not find the receipt so Albert had to just go hungry. When he got home, Officer Ronald was at his house with two guys Albert had never seen before. Officer Ronald said since Albert "lied" today he had to let these two soldiers stay at his house for 3 weeks.
Albert decided to take Officer Ronald to court. Albert wanted to get a lawyer but the judge said that he can not have one.
YOU DON"T GET ONE!!!!
The judge set his bail at $75,000,000
The judge punished him to 700 years in jail and he can only drink toilet water.