This is not our child. THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE!!!
Can we please take this outside Mr.Metallica . YOUR child is very loud
Sir, I assure I know what my child would look like. I had two children before this and they looked nothing like this.
I know this is not my child because when ionic bonding takes place the children come out looking different from both of their parents but 'Little Miss Cry Baby' over there looks like my wife. That would mean that his father would also be a non-metal as my wife. I have been in relationships before this so I would know.
Oh! I am very sorry Sir. I will find out who was nursing Mrs. Non Metal.