There was a boy back in the '80s or '90s and he tried to steal an old ladies purse but then ends up failing miserably and getting the old lady mad.
I got an idea
Then, the old lady asks, "Where your parents be." The boy responds "I don't have no parents." The old lady exclaims, " boy, you better come with me.'
After a while, the boy thinks she will take him to jail but she doesn't she just makes him do child labor. He thinks of escaping but he's too terrified, he begs her if he can have a break, but she blatantly says no
Rookie mistake... eh
He felt like he was in a prison cell. It couldn't get worse from here on out but then he found some rope and '90s style nerf gun. First, he snuck up on her and tied her up. Then, he obliterated her with the nerf gun
He felt as if the nerf gun rescued him from harassment. He ran as fast as fast as a cheetah would.
He learned his lesson and thought I made a rookie mistake. He felt like a criminal