This is all so crazy! To think, a cell phone shares some properties with me since it contains Beryllium in it! We would not have known this if it wasn't for Louis Nicolas Vauquelin, who discovered this element in 1798.
Why are there 9 random diamonds outside of this jewelry store? There are 4 hexagonal pyramid shaped ones and 5 pentagon shaped ones. This is similar to how Beryllium has 4 protons, 5 neutrons, and 4 electrons. These diamonds are pretty shiny which reminds me how NASA used Beryllium to construct the Mirrors in the James Webb space telescope. Something fishy is going on, I better check it out.
Hey! What are you doing in here!
I am robbing this store, and I will throw water at because you would react violently with it and turn into hydrogen gas and magnesium peroxide.
Not if I can help it!
Oh no! I missed, you'll never catch me!
You're going to go away for a long time, pal. I predict about 9.012182 years, which coincidentally is the same as my atomic mass