Please father! It would make me so happy to finally be able to do something good! You never know what i can do! Why are you always this mean? you say it is because im stupid, but you never give me a chance to prove my intelligence!
Of course you cant go! Why would i send my stupidest, youngest, most oblivious son on a trip in which my other sons have failed! You will just bring more shame upon the family!
...And why would father let him? hes failed 85% of all the jobs he's been given and asks the most stupid questions! we call him stupid hans for crying out loud!