Hello, my name is Napoleon! I am successful because of the things I contributed toward the military efforts for the French army.
I decided to become an emperor. I sold the Lousiana territory to the U.S. and I extended my power to Europe,
Wow! I made three costly mistakes.
When I ordered a blockade against Great Britan and continental Europe it didn't end up working out and turned against France and hurt us.
I sent troops to Spain and Portugal to fight the Portuguese who were still trading with Great Britain. The Spanish attacked the French army through guerilla tactics. I guess I displayed more nationalistic feelings and less loyalty to the French Imperial power. This really hurt me.
The final mistake I made was invading Russia. I should have known to NEVER start a war with Russia!
As you can see I am now on an island off of the Italian coast. I have been exiled because of all the awful mistakes I had made.