THE TURKEY IS GONE! FIND THE KIDNAPPER MOMMY! FIND HIM!
I THOUGHT SOMEONE DIED! I THOUGHT THE HOUSE WAS ON FIRE! I THOUGHT SOMEONE HURT HER, BUT NOOOOO! THIS STUPID CHILD OF MINE IS CRYING OVER HER DINNER! URGURGURGUGR! I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK! THIS CHILD WILL BE EVERY SO LUCKY IF BY THE END OF THIS CONVERSATION, I DON'T WACK HER IN THE FACE.
Okay, Okay, the mom didn't really yell, she just raged in her head. Instead she took a deep breath and did this...
Mr. Turkey isn't LOST sweetie, he's just in the oven! He is going to be eaten tomorrow! No worries!