Are you Jealous Oberon, come fairies lets get out of here. I never want to talk with him again.
Wait just a minute, you brazen hussy. Aren’t you supposed to obey me, your lord and husband?
If you’re my lord and husband, I must be your lady and wife, so you’re supposed to be faithful to me. But I know for a fact that you snuck away from Fairyland disguised as a shepherd, and spent all day playing straw pipes and singing love poems to your new girlfriend.
The only reason you left India was to come here and see that butch Amazon Hippolyta. She was your boot-wearing mistress and your warrior lover, and now that she’s getting married to Theseus, you’ve come to celebrate their marriage.
How can you stand there shamelessly talking about me and Hippolyta, when you know that I know about your love for Theseus?
And weren’t you the one who made him cheat on all of his other girlfriends, like Aegles, Ariadne, and Antiopa?
Weren’t you the one who made him desert Perigouna in the middle of the night, right after he’d raped her?
These are nothing but jealous lies. Since the beginning of midsummer, my fairies and I haven’t been able to meet anywhere to do our dances in the wind without being disturbed by you and your arguments.
Maybe until after Theseus’s wedding day. If you behave yourself and join us in our circle dance and moonlight celebrations, then you can come with us. If not, leave me alone, and I’ll stay away from your turf.
NO! Come fairies lets get out of here. I don't want to see him again.
How long do you plan to stay here in this forest?