This is the telescope that I have invented, and through it, I have observed that the planets revolve around the sun. I have recorded all of my observations in this book.
I have read your book, and everything goes against the church, so I am sentencing you to house arrest for the rest of your life. Now, admit that you are wrong, and you will never teach any of this again.
I *voice cracks* am wrong, and I won't *pause* ever teach this again.