Get out of here, Russia, modernized states only! Do you even industrialize? Ha, I bet you still have serfdom too.
ugh.. I wish I could be more modernized like Great Britain and France... They think they're all that just because they beat me in the Crimean War last week in gym class.
You know what, go run 500 miles on Bloody Sunday trail
I don't understand, coach Alexander II why I'm not as powerful as France and Great Britain.. What am I doing wrong?
Well have you ever tried abolishing serfdom and implementing zemstvo?
Sorry students, but your previous coach Alexander II has been fired. Here are your new coaches Sergei Whitte and Alexander III. Make sure you listen to them and they should help you modernize. Next week another new coach named Nicholas II will be joining us as well.
We don't want you coach Nicholas II, we want to run our own class!
ok, fine, you can have your favorite classmates decide what you do in class.. Let's call them the.. Duma! Today will be known as the October Manifesto!