He wants me to eat those delicious treats off of his hand again... I get it, they taste delicious, but a dog's pride isn't so easily bought by tr- oh? Yes, add more... Only ten? Hmph. Might as well starve me it seems. ...15? Now we're talking. Just add... a few... more...! Aaaaaand jackpot! Down they go! Crunch...Munch... Ahh... Bliss... It's almost like I can feel the rabbit in my mouth. That reminds me... When am I going to stage my escape? Hm... maybe after the parents have left? But they always either bring me along or leave the children then.. What do do, what to do...
I'll just sneak by... Oh no. No no no no no no... Please just let go... I don't want to have to deal with this again. Oh come on... Every goshdarn time! Just leave my tail be you sneaky little rascal! Alright, well… How am I going to get out of this pickle this time? Maybe I could growl? No… Too aggressive… Why can’t people just respect my tail? I have it for a reason, and it’s not so people can pet it! Oh please no.. Don’t chew on it!!! Argh just leave me be!
Sometimes I feel like you're the only person who understands me, Sally. Right there- ohhhhhh yeah. That's good. As I was saying, I feel like sometimes everyone treats me like an animal, y'know? Like your dad feeds me treats if I obey and your brother eats my tail. But at least I have y- ohh yeah... I mean, at least I have you. You’re like my personal psychiatrist. Without you, I’d probably go insane. I don’t know how other dogs handle it.
zzZZ.. Ouch! What wa- Oh. It’s grandma again. For the love of sleep, please stop tripping over me grandma! Dang it, I was just getting to the good part in my dream too… Maybe I can go back t- Owww! Yes, it’s me grandma! No need to step on me again! Dang it, if only I could go back to my comfortable bed… Where I don’t get STEPPED ON and I can sleep peacefully. But no. I’m stuck here with granny getting tripped over and stepped on. Please please please let Dave and his family come home soon.
We meet again, furball.Don’t get cocky. Just because Dave and Anna like you doesn’t mean that you can sleep in my bed and steal my family! Get out! Yeah, that’s right. Slink off to whatever hole you came from, cat. And stop leaving fur all over the place! This is my bedroom you’re messing up! Yeah yeah, you’re the superior species, dogs are trash and I’m the king of england. Finish up with the lecture! I’ve heard it a million times! Now, out!I don’t ever wanna see you again!
Sigh… Sometimes I feel like I’m just a resource being mined by Emma to increase her likes and views and everything. If only she w- Ow! It’s daytime! turn off your camera flash, jeez. Man. If only everyone in this family viewed me as a person, rather than a pet or a resource. Gosh Dangit Emma, I said turn the flash off! Owwww, my eyes hurt. I’m gonna go back to visit Sally. W- no, let go of me! I don’t wanna be picked up like that! Just let me do what I wanna do!