Listen here, I can give you all the food and supplies you need, but only for a small loan of a million dollars.
Tonald Drump finds himself on a deserted jungle-like island and discovers that he has no supplies!
I can't pay!
To his dismay, he soon reealizes that he will not be able to survive for long if he does not find food or water.
Hey dad, I have a small issue here....
Then, to his suprise, another person crawls out of the woodworks, his name? Pike Mence, and he has a proposition for Tonald Drump.
Tonald Drump agrees, but there is one small issue: he doesn't have one million dollars!
The two come to an agreement that Tonald Drump MUST pay in 3 months time, but tonald drump figures that his supplies are worth less, so he gets his father to pay for it.
Soon enough, Tonald Drump spots a helicopter over head, after 3 days on the island, with no survival skills to start off with, he yeets a vamily heirloom at it to attract its attention, and soon gets rescued.