By alim1, Updated
Edmondo's fall to evil.
narrator:Once upon a time there was a guy named Edmondo, or Ed for short. He was a professional competitive eater. His specialty was burgers. One day, Ed got the message that he had made it into the finals of an international burger eating contest.
He was very excited.
In the competition, Ed ate his heart out. He ate with the speed and passion of a cheetah devouring a gazelle on the Serengeti. It was beautiful and many people cried. Ed won the competition with thirteen burgers in one minute.
He was very happy.
Ed won a shiny trophy and was celebrating when his mom came up to him with tears in her solemn steel grey, almond shaped, heavily lidded eyes. “I’m sorry honey,” she sobbed, “but you can’t win this competition.” Ed was confuzzled. “What?!?!?!?!?!?” “Oh my sweet baby pie cakes, with a cherry on top. I hate to break this news to you, but…” her voice trailed off. “But, you’re a robot.” This meant that he couldn’t qualify as the winner (only humans and vampires could participate in the competition.)
Ed gasped and fell off the cliff that he happened to be standing on.
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