There once lived a pensive blue horse named Bill. Bill was a maverick in the sense that he did nit follow King Potato III that controlled all of the land. All Bill ever wanted in his life was to see the candy mountain in Landlandia, sacred place that is said to grant anyone to make it there unlimited power. Bill decided he was going to revolt and flee the evil rule of King Potato III.
My lord Potato. I come to tell you that I am leaving the Potato kingdom. Due to my resiliency I will be able to survive in the harshest conditions.
The Potato King made no effort to stop Bill from fleeing the potato kingdom (almost oblivious to the issue) which lead Bill onto an adventure. Bill's main hope was not to be lead into discourse on his journey for that will leave Bill emaciated.
We might have to do things precariously because of the evil presence emitted from the path ahead. I don't give second options so i have to do this adamantly or else we may miss our chance at candy mountain.
Twas the day when Bill met raucous mini unicorn Charlie the formidable. Charlie the formidable didn't seem formidable to Bill at all because he was a puny little creature of few words. Bill agreed to bring Charlie on his journey but admonish him about what was to to come in the future. (endless power)
Neither of the two could fathom what was ahead of them in the path of sullen potatoes all of which talk in very haughtily. Bill and Charlie completely despised the way the potatoes had spoke and agreed that they would destroy every potato once they get their endless power of the almighty candy mountain.
You all will be too languid and will not finish your journey for we are the amazing and luxurious potatoes. The candy mountains you speak of musn't even be ornate at all unlike are great potato fashion!
Upon of the long, almost endless journey of Bill the unicorn and Charlie the formidable, both found out that the 30 minute journey was all for nothing. Candy mountain didn't actually exist. All that lay there was a single piece of candy. The duo ambled their way up to the lone piece of candy not knowing what to expect for a piece of candy was not a threat.
What the group did not know was that it was the imperious King Potato III's plan all along. Candy mountain was a trap to destroy the planet so that the potato kind will be superior to all on the planet.