In a land far, but not too far away, lived a mob of wild lambs. Among the mob, stood out two lambs, they were twins, Joseph and Josephine. Even though these lambs were still young-lings, they were already exhibiting great potential to be the alpha lambs.
Josephine, I think we will be the youngest alphas in all of lamb history! I cannot wait for our coronation.
When they were old enough, Joseph and Josephine enjoyed taking long walks to the spring about a half mile from their cave. on a fine summer morning they decided to take a walk.
I cannot wait either. Ours will be the happiest cave in all of lamb history.
Content with themselves, they approached the stream. When they were taking a drink from the cool water, they heard a low growling from beyond the brush. They turned around simultaneously.
What in the world are we going to do? I thought the story was false! I did not know the wolf was real! I thought it was just fables and stories to scare little lambs like us!
ABORT ABORT ABANDON SHEEP, I REPEAT ABANDON SHEEP
Yesssss, I have waited all these years! Only the stupidest of little lambs come to this stream at this time of year. Now you're mine! And I've been waiting for a nice lamb chop too.
By the time Joseph and Josephine realized their predicament, it was too late. The wolf was closing in, his shaded muzzle opening, his sharp fangs dripping with saliva-