Hey there! My name is Amalia Danes and I would like to become your new School Board Representative!!
Why settle for this grumpy, old hag when you can have someone who has recently graduated from the ever-growing academic system and knows what your child needs?
If you vote for me, I can assure you that schools will have better maintenance, education, and teachers that go beyond the average qualifications.
I also guarantee an expanse of tastier food that will still be healthier for your children to eat. With healthier and tastier options to choose from, there's sure to be something that everyone can have!
If you guys choose me, the community can come watch athletes and their schools marching band do their best on new and improved fields while they themselves sit on sturdier bleachers.