It's way too big, who's going to be able to handle that?
Apple went down hill once they removed the headphone port!
Over $1,000 for a phone? Yeah right!
The new iPhone doesn't even have a homescreen, who's dumb idea was that?
"Calling in Case #178. Apple .vs. the World."
*Include a quick flashover of the new phone and what it has to offer*
These haters on my body, shake em off!
Miss Ross it seems to me that your client is being charged with false advertisement, scamming their customers out of chargers and headphones, and weak battery life. What do you plea?
"She know they guilty."
Not guilty... period!
She not lying!
All tea all shade!
*Proceeds to defend Apple products along with the benefits of their newest phone*
We're pleading not guilty, for the simple fact that no matter how much these customers complain. My client is still a thriving business with exceptional numbers. They complain but be the first ones in lines ready to get our newest products. They know they're not going for those tired old Androids
Okay, order in the court. After reviewing this case and what you've had to say Miss Ross. I am labeling your client...Apple NOT GUILTY! This case is dismissed along with all of your charges. Have a good rest of your day.
Thank you so much Judge. I'd like to address one last thing on my way out. Apple products don't blow up. Good day!