Look at all these worthless fools... I will make sure to make my king and queen proud... AND PROVE THAT I AM THE ULTIMATE CONQUISTADOR!!!
LISTEN HERE YOU PEASANTS. I AM JEFFREY, AND I AM HERE TO CLAIM THIS SETTLEMENT, AND FIND ALL YOUR WEALTH, TO PRESENT TO THE KING AND QUEEN OF SPAIN!
Hey, you wanna go hunt a buffalo and have a feast?
I mean, I could go for another bite... Anything is better than listening to this nutjob talk
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? I TRAVELED SO LONG ON THIS EXPEDITION, TO GRANT MY RULERS ANOTHER COLONY THAT THEY DON'T DESERVE!!
Come to think of it... The rulers of Spain never give me anything in reward for all I do for them!
ALL I WISH FOR IS THAT THE KING AND QUEEN FINALLY RECOGNIZE ME FOR HOW GREAT OF A CONQUISTADOR I AM! I'VE SPREAD THE WORD OF CATHOLICISM TO COUNTLESS FOOLS, I'VE CONQUERED COUNTLESS SETTLEMENTS BUT DO I EVER GET ANY CREDIT FOR IT? NO!!!