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Updated: 9/16/2021
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  • Look at all these worthless fools... I will make sure to make my king and queen proud... AND PROVE THAT I AM THE ULTIMATE CONQUISTADOR!!!
  • LISTEN HERE YOU PEASANTS. I AM JEFFREY, AND I AM HERE TO CLAIM THIS SETTLEMENT, AND FIND ALL YOUR WEALTH, TO PRESENT TO THE KING AND QUEEN OF SPAIN!
  • Hey, you wanna go hunt a buffalo and have a feast?
  • I mean, I could go for another bite... Anything is better than listening to this nutjob talk
  • ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? I TRAVELED SO LONG ON THIS EXPEDITION, TO GRANT MY RULERS ANOTHER COLONY THAT THEY DON'T DESERVE!!
  • Come to think of it... The rulers of Spain never give me anything in reward for all I do for them!
  • ALL I WISH FOR IS THAT THE KING AND QUEEN FINALLY RECOGNIZE ME FOR HOW GREAT OF A CONQUISTADOR I AM! I'VE SPREAD THE WORD OF CATHOLICISM TO COUNTLESS FOOLS, I'VE CONQUERED COUNTLESS SETTLEMENTS BUT DO I EVER GET ANY CREDIT FOR IT? NO!!!
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH