This product is amazing! There are no faults whatsoever!!
Are you sure?? I have my doubts about our product, but i'll trust the company.
Don't worry! This is a one of a kind product, no other brand has this!
Oh man, I am so ready to test out the new product, my beard has not been as healthy as it should be :C
What happened to my beard?!?!?!? It BURNS!!
It was perfect! There were no mistakes during the trial and error process..How could this happen?!?
I knew it! We clearly didn't think about how safe this product actually is and now we are doomed >:(
We are working closely with the government to figure out this problem, so please do not worry.
We would like to issue a formal apology for the health hazards our company has inflicted on our customers. We are now working with the police and the government to figure out how to combat this.
Due to the health hazards presented by a certain company, the government decided to implement the Consumer Products Safety Commission which states that all products need to meet the minimum product safety standards before being released to the market.