The narrator admires Sheila Mant. For him, she is perfect and pure. He wants to get on the nerve to ask her to go out.
OMG she's so hot. I wish I could go on a date with her sometime...
One day, he finally gets on the nerve of asking her out to a concert in his canoe while she was playing baseball in her yard. Sheila agrees, even though the idea of the ride in the canoe did not appeal much to her.
We'll go by canoe, it is much faster.
Would you like to go to a concert with me tomorrow? It would be so lit.
IDK... do you have a car?
The narrator waits ten minutes for Sheila in his canoe, meanwhile, he prepares his fishing gear. Sheila arrives in a beautiful white dress, which leaves the narrator shook.
WTH who thinks fishing is cool?
On their way to the concert, a big bass makes a splash by the canoe.Sheila Bass tells him that, for her, fishing is dumb. The narrator's dream of fishing a huge bass like that one was very close, since the bass was hooked now,but to not appear dumb to Sheila, he cut the line and let the bass swim away
OMG this cannot be happening.
They arrive to the concert and dance together once or twice.
This is so dope!
Once the music was done, Sheila tells the narrator that she would be going home in Eric Caswell's car, the guy that stroked song number four.
That was so "gucci". Anyway, I'm leaving with Eric. You're a funny kid, you know that?