The Smith family lived in a small Midwest town called Smallville. The children Jessica and Kyle always wanted a pet, she wanted a cat and he wanted a dog. They got their wish on their 8th birthday. Jessica was older so she got the cat first. She named him Charlie and when Kyle got his dog he named him Butkus.
Well I was here first
I don't like you, I'm the king of this castle and I'm going to make your life miserable
That don't bother me Jessica wants someone to play with. All you do is lay around and purr
Charlie is so lazy, I don't know why I bother
Well I can play with a yarn ball
You see Charlie my plan is working. I catch sticks and frisbees, you can't