John is a Carpenter that marries Alison who is way to young for him, and Nicholas is a scholar that wants to do the nasty with Alison with out John knowing.
Nicholas stays up in his chambers for a whole day acting like he was studying and is was making John curious on what he was studying. When Nicholas came down he told john that there was going to be a huge "Noah" flood and that he needed to make 3 separate rafts for them to survive
Absolon has always wanted Alison and she tells him that he can give her a kiss but he can't see what he is kissing and she puts out her butt. Absolon kisses her butt and realises that it isn't her face and gets mad.
Absolon got upset that he kissed her butt so he went and got a hot rod to brand her with but when he got back and asked for another kiss, Nicholas stuck his butt out and he got jabbed in the butt.
John woke up in his tub and heard screams of water, and cut his rope but fell and broke his arm.
This boi crazy!?!?!
In the end everyone thought John was crazy because he had a broken arm and kept going on about Noah's flood. Nicholas got branded on the butt and Alison got off free.