Hamlet Act 3 Scene 1: Real Housewives of Denmark (Gertrude)
My son, Hamlet, has been acting a little strange lately. I wonder if it's that Ophelia girl that he's been spending time with that makes him that way. In that case, I don't like her-she's not good enough for my son i just know it!
*sighs* My “boyfriend” Hamlet hasn’t been himself lately. YET Gertrude thinks it’s my fault like…*eye roll*… YOU MARRIED HIS UNCLE! I wonder WHY he's been feeling so different!! WHAT DID SHE THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?!??