Six guards got bored when they were off duty one day so one of them came up with an idea to keep them occupied
One of the guards, Ripper Magoo, suggested that they hit a rock with their rifles, and they have to run around the mansion they were guarding until someone hit them with the rock.
So the captain of the guards, Connor Louisville, volunteered to toss the rock to Ripper so he could hit it. It took many tries, but eventually Ripper hit the rock.
Bob Rawlings caught the rock and threw it back at Ripper
Ripper got a bruise from the rock, so everybody decided to assign somebody to catch the rock. Then they assigned people to catch the ball at other spots, later known as First Base, Second Base, Third Base, and Home
They decided to create more rules, and assign positions for people to be at, like Third Base, Short Stop, Center Field, etc. This created the sport we have today, Baseball.