Greg and Craig were sitting at the local cafe having a nice day. Craig noticed a beautiful women coming their way.
Ooooh. Look at her!
As she came closer, Craig whispered, "Hey look at this wonderful lady coming our way." Greg started to feel anxious and his palms became sweaty.
Hey look at this wonderful lady coming our way...
Greg's heart stopped as he saw her. He became nauseous and couldn't speak a word. He had never felt this sort of fear up until now. Craig saw this and decided to take him elsewhere.
Craig took Greg to the Temecula Promenade Mall, he then realized, that was a huge mistake. There was beautiful women everywhere and Greg was terrified. So scared, in fact, that he went to throw up in the bathroom.
After Greg's furious vomiting, the two of them sat down and drank some lemonades. Greg was still completely frightened and Craig was supremely sorry. Greg said, "It's fine...I should probably just go home." Craig agreed.
It's fine...I should probably just go home.
Greg arrived at his home, where he cried the night away. Upset at the very fact that he could not ever look at a women without being horrified.