The hand of the clock pinched the foot of the bed, so the foot of the bed kicked the seat of the chair, so the seat of the chair sat on the head of the table, so the head of the table bit the leg of the desk,
So the leg of the desk bumped the arm of the couch, so the arm of the couch slapped the face of the clock,
And they pinched and they punched and they banged and they knocked and they ripped and they flipped and they rolled and they rocked and the poor dresser drawer got a couple of socks. There was sawdust and springs when I turned on the light after that horrible furniture fight. And that's the truth, no lie -- no joke. That's how your future all got broke.