"I sure do love looking at the night sky from the center of it all, the Earth. This would be impossible if our solar system wasn't GEOCENTRIC."
"GEOCENTRIC! Puh...what an idiot. Our solar system is clearly HELIOCENTRIC. If the Sun weren't the center, how else can we explain the apparent annual passages of planets in front of it? But, how does it appear to move...Earth rotation!"
"Copernicus was right! The HELIOCENTRIC model is the only way to explain the motion of Jupiters moons, which I discovered using my newly invented telescope. The church is not going to be happy."