Oh no! The z fell off the statue, whatever will we do?
Ye olde Nevin Nollop
Punishments for using forbidden letters:
Since the letter "z" fell off the statue of Nollop, the Council said that it was going to be outlawed from books and verbal communication. The same procedure will happen for "q"
1st Offence: Public Humiliation2nd Offence: Flogging3rd Offence: Banishment (failure to follow procedures will result in Death)
This is outrageous! I demand justice for the alphabet!
A lot of people left the island of Nollop. Like, a lot. At least 90% of the population because the Council was very not fair and outlawed nearly the entire alphabet, making it nearly impossible to communicate in full sentences.
n o mp l
Make a sentence before November 16th and we get all the letters again