In the beginning, there was nothing but Zuaz, the god of the universe. One day, he got lonely, so he created everything.
Zuaz made Earth very special. He filled it with water and plants and animals. He also wanted to make a friend that was funny, smart, and awesome. This idea would become the first human.
I have a good idea.
The first human was made of sticks and he was so delicate that he broke apart very quickly.
The second human was made of sturdy rocks, but he was a very useless friend because he couldn't talk. Zuaz sent a fireball to burn him.
GRCKKLLCKLLCK (OH NOO!!)
Zuaz made the third human out of plants. He modified its look so he wouldn't look green and got rid of the roots so he wouldn't stick to the ground. At first it was weak and delicate, but then it grew in knowledge and size. Soon it became a full grown man. Then Zuaz thought, "I need more friends (because I am still lonely)" so he created a female, too.
Soon there were many humans, and they built cities and made advancements very quickly. And Zuaz was never alone ever again.