Laertes and Hamlet have always been competitive with each other for as long as they can remember. The constant battles have brought them to fall madly in love with one another.
Hey, we need to talk. My dad is letting me go back to school. I don't think we can do this long distance thing.
NOOO Laertes what ever will I do without you
Hey Ophelia...can you do me a favor and stop openly flirting with Hamlet? We have been secretly dating and things just ended because I am leaving and I don't want my sister dating my ex.
I enjoy being in school and I am glad my dad allowed me to come back, but I really miss Hamlet...
maybe this will get Laertes' attention and he will come home to visit me
X: hello, Laertes L: Hi, who is this? X: Who I am doesn't matter, I just want to tell you someone by the name of Prince Hamlet killed your father last night. L: he wouldn't do that? Who did you hear this from? X: I heard it from a commoner who is friends with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern who were sent to find where Hamlet put the body. *Laertes offline*
I can't believe my beloved father was slain by my true love's hand. He must be punished no matter how much I love him.