My name is Martin Luther and I believe the church is evil since they trick people into doing what they say instead of what the bible says! I am going to make 95 bullet points about why indulgences are bad.
let us burn all of this heretic's work! And lets kill him!
Im Leo X!
I must flee before they kill me!
Im king y VIII, and I want to divorce my wife but can't, so I'm going to make a new branch of the church!
We are his wives, this is how we went, divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived
My husband made a new branch of the church so that he could divorce and marry anyone he wanted. It was called the episcopal church.