I was sitting on my private island when all of the sudden a creepy old pirate came out of the jungle and started speaking of some horrible creature named Herobrine. He called for my help to destory this terrifying man.
I followed the creepy old pirate along the beach line to find this horrible creature and end the terror he was causing on the island.
I approached this horrifying man by the name of Herobrine. He wished to impose a bureaucracy within the private island. I am a man of the communist manifesto so I must fight this tyranical being
I fought Herobrine but ultimately I was defeated in great combat. I was morally defeated and I thought my communist visions were going to be lost from Herobrine's democratic views.
I was lost as how to defeat this horrible man. I retraced my steps and found I had one option, speak to the man himself. Karl Marx.
As I found Mr. Marx we spoke of how to destroy Herobrine. He told me to channel my inner chi and use my powers to destroy his beliefs, The Bill of Rights.