*changes the commandments to benefit himself/pigs*
The Seven CommandmentsWhatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.No animal shall wear clothes.No animal shall sleep in a bed, with sheets.No animal shall drink alcohol, to excess.No animal shall kill any other animal, without cause.All animals are equal.
Alfred Simmonds, Horse Slaughter and Glue Boiler, Willingdon. Dealer in Hides and Bone-Meal. Kennels Supplied.
Boxer! Get out! Get out quickly! They're taking you to your death!
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.