Timmy look at the new bridge they recently built! The government's too kind to be building all of these wonderful things!
I wanna work for the government when I grow up! That job looks so cool and helps our country and people out so much!
WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY? Call everyone including congress and tell them that their hard work and determination creating the 16th Amendment paid off! Presidential party at the white house!!
Mr. President we have been getting a lot of good news lately about the new bridges across the country! Not only were the people are satisfied, they have funded money towards future innovations!
ALRIGHT GUYS LISTEN UP! The president invited us over to the White House, and best of all the people were happy with the new landscapes we helped fund across the country! You guys should be proud of yourselves!
Even though this plan was a success, can we please deduct the income tax? The townspeople are complaining that the government takes too much money out of everyone's salaries!