Once there was this boy, and this boy was the son of Jeff who was the most powerful person in the world and cared about his son deeply. His son couldn't sleep without his precious rocks because of his medical condition called tienachidus.
One day a man named Bob had a giant cough and blew away all of the boys rocks.
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The boy was incredibly depressed and Bob felt really bad about it and decided he needed to do something because if he didn't Jeff would probably kill him.
So he bought the world's most powerful magnet from the world's most powerful pig. And the pig told him to only use it in contained spaces because it would pull in any rocks.
The man did not listen to the pig and rocks started surrounding him. He became stuck and pulled in every single rock in a 1000000000 mile radius.